1. Calories, Calories, and more Calories ( I workout and watch what I eat, but give me one beer and before you know it I have consumed well over 600 calories.....bc honestly who can have just one?)
2. My brain leaves my body and I love EVERYONE!
3. Volume control does not exist
4. Embarrassing personal stories become public????
5. I seem to think I can dance
6. I just won't shut-up
7. Drunk texting anyone??? ( I think there should be a Breathalyzer test that one has to blow in before texting!)
8. Drunk myspacing or facebooking ( Your friends know you wrote the message drunk....hello typos and time of 3:00am)
9. 2:00am comes to fast and you swore up and down its still 12:00am.
10. Next day guilt as you try to remember what the heck happened to you!
1 comment:
Is it bad that I never have volume control? I wish I could blame it on beer, but I can't...I'm just loud.
P.S. Don't feel bad about eating habits, I ate an entire jar of olives the other day for lunch!
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